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SAAWARIYA - A flat 5! Typical Bollywood -Hollywood musical mix that's light and colourful, but starts to wear thin at over 2 hours! Like: Marigold
SALT - A satisfactory 6! This entertaining, popcorn actioner is bolstered by a Jason Bourne scenario as a rogue Russian agent runs amok in the US with Jolie filling in for Jovovich. Like: Murder at 1600, Tomb Raider
SAMMY'S ADVENTURES - A flat 5! Good 3D effects and a pointed environmental theme, but mediocre in comparison with Finding Nemo. Like: A Shark's Tale
SAMSON & DELILAH - An excellent 8! Beautiful direction and solid performances bolster this heart-wrenching Aboriginal drama about love and what it means to be an Australian. Like: Rabbit-proof Fence
SANCTUM - A flat 5! This visually stunning claustrophobic underwater diving thriller is ruined by a slasher-style script and mediocre performances. Like: The Descent
SANTA BUDDIES - A third-rate 3! Sickly sweet Disney Christmas production in the Air Bud franchise. For easy-to-please kids and fans only. Like: Snow Buddies
SARKAR RAJ - A solid 7! Epic Bollywood political/crime/thriller follow-up to Sarkar, loosely based on The Godfather. Like: Sarkar, Company
SAVAGES, THE - An excellent 8! Terrific performances and writing in this brutally honest comedy about growing up. Like: Away From Her, About Schmidt
SAW 3D - A flat 5! The Saw series goes 3D, but it's just more of the same stale story with b-movie acting. Like: Saw V
SAW IV - A satisfactory 6! Blood-thirsty horror continues where it left off with the same grisly torture formula. Like: Hostel, Saw I, II & III
SAW V - A flimsy 4! Poor performances, ultra-violence and a weak plot ruin the momentum of Part 5. Saw and torture film fans only. Like: Saw IV
SAW VI - A flat 5! A marked improvement over Saw V, this grisly horror sequel casts its blood-thirsty eye on health insurance. The annual see-saw continues... Like: Saw II
SCAR 3D - A flat 5! This Saw/Hostel-inspired horror is entertaining yet mediocre and doesn't utilise its 3D visual effects enough. Like: WAZ
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS - A satisfactory 6! Predictable yet better-than-average comedy remake with upbeat story. Like: Mr. Woodcock
SCOOP - A solid 7! Funny, simple, light and suspenseful Woody Allen movie that picks at the fabric of aristocracy. Like: A Place In The Sun
SCHUKS TSHABALALA'S SURVIVAL GUIDE TO SOUTH AFRICA - A satisfactory 6! King of Candid Camera, Leon 'Schucks' Schuster returns to his roots with this daring, funny and prank-filled World Cup-themed romp around Cape Town. Like: Oh Schucks...I'm Gatvol!
SCORPION KING 2: RISE OF A WARRIOR - A flat 5! Decent low budget straight-to-video action sequel that's even better than The Mummy 3 (no Rock). Like: The Scorpion King
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - An excellent 8! This sleeper indie hit blends Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Kung Fu Hustle in a dazzling display of fights, love, laughs and video game generation cool. Like: Hot Fuzz
SCREAM 4 - A satisfactory 6! A competent, formulaic and more-of-the-same sequel for fans of the series. Like: Scream 2
SCREAMERS 2: THE HUNTING - A flimsy 4! Low budget sci-fi/thriller B-movie sequel isn't as good as original in all departments. Aliens rip-off. Like: Screamers (1995)
SEA CHANGE - A satisfactory 6! Entertaining made-for-TV mystery with in-form Selleck, based on Robert B. Parker's Jesse Stone novels. Like: Night Passage
SEASON OF THE WITCH - A flat 5! Laughable swords, sorcery and chemistry between Nic Cage and Ron Perlman leads nowhere. Like: In The Name of the King
SECRET IN THEIR EYES - An excellent 8! Top-notch performances, an intriguing story and steadfast direction make this engrossing Argentinian mystery live up to its Oscar. Like: Mystic River
SECRET LIFE OF BEES, THE - A satisfactory 6! Emotional, heartwarming '60s drama that borders maudlin, with timeless themes. Like: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
SECRETARIAT - A solid 7! A winning blend of historical sports horse racing drama, Disney heart and sterling performances make this a great, moving family movie. Like: Seabiscuit
SEMI-PRO - A flimsy 4! This Will Ferrell sports comedy is inconsistent and doesn't make the grade. Ferrell fans only. Like: Talledega Nights
SENIOR SKIP DAY - A flimsy 4! Goofy teen movie that goes for slapstick rather than gross out. Like: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
SEPTEMBER - A satisfactory 6! Simple Australian character-driven drama with fine performances. Lacks content and context. Like: One Night the Moon
SEPTEMBER ISSUE, THE - A solid 7! Fascinating and fun behind-the-scenes documentary of what went into releasing the September 2007 issue of fashion magazine, Vogue. Like: The Devil Wears Prada
SERAPHINE - A solid 7! A brilliant lead performance highlights this slow, intense and well-crafted French art biopic. Like: Edvard Munch
SERIOUS MAN, A - A solid 7! The Coen brothers go niche with this strange, intricate and thought-provoking suburban dramedy about faith, family and despair. Like: American Beauty
SEVEN POUNDS - A solid 7! Great chemistry, insightful direction and a powerful mystery story override bouts of melodrama. Like: City of Angels, 21 Grams
SEX DRIVE - A satisfactory 6! Raunchy teens-only sex comedy is loaded with crass humour, but lacks same heart of American Pie cast. Like: Superbad
SEX AND THE CITY - A flat 5! The popular TV show's movie adaptation will appeal to fans, but doesn't deliver full satisfaction. Like: Sex and the City
SEX AND THE CITY 2 - A flimsy 4! This bloated, big spending sequel lacks a story line and damages reputations even further without sex or city. Like: Sex and the City
SHADOWLESS SWORD, THE - A satisfactory 6! Stylish, melodramatic Korean martial arts movie that thrives on sword fight action! Like: House of Flying Daggers
SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE - A solid 7! Even a few American Pie gutter balls can't stop audiences from rooting for nice guys finishing first in this sweet, funny and charming "romcom" romp. Like: There's Something About Mary
SHELTER - A satisfactory 6! Solid writing, directing and performances make this touching gay drama about two surfers rather engaging. Like: Pablo
SHEPHERD: BORDER PATROL, THE - A flat 5! Wham, bam thank you Mr. Van Damme! Another low budget high octane action/thriller from the veteran actor. Like: Blue Streak
SHERLOCK HOLMES - A satisfactory 6! Entertaining, fast-paced yet inconsistent modern Holmes has Downey Jr., a dreary London and a Harry Potter villain. Like: From Hell
SHINE A LIGHT - A solid 7! An electric documentary concert film with The Rolling Stones, directed by Martin Scorsese. Like: Gimme Shelter
SHIRLEY ADAMS - A satisfactory 6! A solid lead performance makes this gut-wrenching against-all-odds portrait drama about a mother and her disabled son worth watching. Like: Confessions of a Gambler
SHOOT 'EM UP - A satisfactory 6! A comic book Bugs vs. Elmer match up with prostitutes, conspiracies and bullets for effect. Like: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
SHOOT ON SIGHT - A flat 5! Decent performances. Starts off as a taut drama/thriller, but winds down into an earnest melodrama. Like: A Mighty Heart
SHORT TRACK - A flimsy 4! Low budget stock car racing family sports comedy. Feel good film with cool racing and realistic Southerners. Like: Stroker Ace SHORTS A flat 5! Imaginative and creative family-friendly Pulp Fiction style fantasy adventure for kids. Like: Spy Kids
SHREDDERMAN RULES - A flat 5! Sluggish, predictable yet cheerful TV family comedy aimed at teenagers with a positive message. Like: Recess: School's Out
SHREK FOREVER AFTER - A satisfactory 6! Melancholic 3D sequel is better than Shrek the Third, but lacks the same happy-go-lucky charm and upbeat soundtrack of the trilogy. Like: Shrek the Third
SHREK THE HALLS - A satisfactory 6! 30 minute Christmas TV special retains gross out and slapstick comedy with original voice cast. Like: Shrek the Third
SHUT UP & SING - An excellent 8! Bio/music documentary on politcal, media and celebrity freedom issues on-tour with The Dixie Chicks. Like: Private Parts
SHUTTER - A flimsy 4! Predictable Asian horror remake that doesn't make the grade. Like: The Eye, White Noise
SHUTTER ISLAND - A solid 7! Scorsese/DiCaprio compose a captivating mystery/thriller with an all-star cast and a compelling story. Like: The Shining, The Beach
SICKO - An excellent 8! Moore hits home with an in-depth look at US Healthcare, in relation to its neighbours. Like: Bowling for Columbine
SILK - A flat 5! Beautiful yet laborious, spawling romance saga with sparse dialogue. Like: Lost in Translation, The Red Violin
SILLY MOVIE 2 - A terrible 2! Horrible, weak attempt at satire in this spoof of Cast Away, Jurassic Park and Miss Congeniality. Like: Disaster Movie
SINGLE MAN, A - A solid 7! Firth's powerhouse performance dominates proceedings, while Tom Ford's calculated directorial debut stands out as impeccably beautiful in this cold drama. Like: A Beautiful Mind
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 - A satisfactory 6! Great chemistry from 4 leads carries same heart and uplifting message as original. Like: Sisterhood...Pants (2005)
SIX REASONS WHY - A third-rate 3! Slow low budget spaghetti Western-turn-Sci-Fi drags its heels. At least 6 reasons why you shouldn't. Like: Planetfall
SKIN - A satisfactory 6! Decent performances and solid production values bring this powerful, true Apartheid story home. Like: Catch A Fire
SKIN WALKERS - A flimsy 4! Weak performances, unoriginal content and subpar action only remind one of better horrors. Like: Underworld
SKYLINE - A flimsy 4! Exhilarating CGI and special effects can't substitute a sluggish pace, weak script, cliched dialogue and lack-lustre performances. Like: War of the Worlds
SLAPSHOT 3: THE JUNIOR LEAGUE - A flat 5! Cult ice hockey team fight sport farce from 1977 gets a "sequel". Think The Mighty Ducks meet Slapshot. Like: Slapshot (1977)
SLEEPWALKING - A flat 5! Great performances tarnished by dim, sluggish domestic drama. Like: Around the Bend, Little Miss Sunshine
SLEUTH - A satisfactory 6! Remake mystery doesn't outwit original. Caine/Law hold our attention, despite cold treatment. Like: Sleuth (1972)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE - A near-perfect 9! Boyle's powerful, colourful, inspiring, exciting and entertaining underdog fable in India. Like: City of God, August Rush
SMALL TOWN FOLK - A flimsy 4! Standard backwoods fantasy/horror about grim and hideous little community. Like: The Hills Have Eyes 2
SMART PEOPLE - A satisfactory 6! Prickly comedy, a solid ensemble and a few good laughs make up for the plot and somewhat depressing drama. Like: Sideways
SMOKIN' ACES 2: ASSASSINS' BALL - A flimsy 4! The Smokin' Aces sequel lacks the cast, director, style and intensity of the original. A meaningless B-movie actioner with second-rate CGI. Like: Smokin' Aces
SMOTHER - A flimsy 4! Diluted performances from decent cast result in crazy, yet lack-lustre comedy drama about family relationships. Like: Mama's Boy
SNOW BUDDIES - A flat 5! Air Buddies on ice. Fun dog antics for the kids. Like: Air Bud
SNOWFLOWER AND THE SECRET FAN - A flat 5! Slow-moving, dull yet beautifully filmed historical drama revolving around two girls in two different eras. Like: Memoirs of a Geisha
SOCIAL NETWORK, THE - An excellent 8! Gripping "political" drama, solid performances, intuitive direction and an intelligent script demand your attention. Like: The Skulls
SOLOIST, THE - A satisfactory 6! Fine lead performances from Downey Jr. and Foxx counterbalance lack of narrative focus in this music biopic drama. Like: Ray
SON OF MAN - A solid 7! Gritty, political and stirring story of Jesus Christ, told as a modern day South African fable. Like: U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha
SON OF RAMBOW - A solid 7! Wonderful, heartwarming and nostalgic childhood story with charming performances. Like: December Boys
SONG OF SPARROWS, THE - A solid 7! A touching, humanistic and sentimental Iranian fable/drama. Great performances/direction. Like: The Willow Tree
SORCERER'S APPRENTICE, THE - A satisfactory 6! Fun, entertaining popcorn-popping fantasy action-adventure blockbuster from the director-actor team that brought you National Treasure. Like: Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief
SORORITY ROW - A flimsy 4! Nothing new in this slick, stylish horror slasher remake. Off-target in dark comedy and thrills. Like: Prom Night
SOUL MEN - A flat 5! Mac/Jackson's abrasive comic chemistry adds life, despite unoriginal script, raunchy humour and bad language. Like: Grumpy Old Men
SOUL SURFER - A solid 7! A sharp cast, good performances, slick surfing action and an inspiring real-life story all rolled into one. Like: Blue Crush
SOURCE CODE - An excellent 8! A smart script, taut action, good pacing and solid performances underwrite this gripping sci-fi/thriller. Like: Speed
SPACE BUDDIES - A third-rate 3! The Air-Bud franchise goes to space with talking dogs and product placements. Kids and Air-Bud fans only! Like: Space Chimps
SPACE CHIMPS - A flimsy 4! Second-rate animation and repetitive monkey puns make this video game spin-off seem light years behind Pixar. Like: Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back
SPACE CHIMPS 2: ZARTOG STRIKES BACK - TBC Like: Space Chimps
SPECIES: THE AWAKENING - A third-rate 3! Straight-to-video, same formula, weakest Species to date. Like: Species, Decoys
SPEED RACER - A satisfactory 6! CGI-heavy live-action version of cult '60s Japanese manga. Fun, stylish but thin on story. Like: Herbie Fully Loaded
SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES, THE - An excellent 8! A funny, dark fairy tale that is both enchanting and captivating. Like: Harry Potter, Arthur & The Invisibles
SPIRAL - A satisfactory 6! Gloomy, twisted, bluesy psychological mystery/thriller that's low-key, original and Hitchcockian. Like: Hatchet
SPIRIT, THE - A flimsy 4! Mesmerising visuals and a good cast are no substitute for a lack of substance in this hollow superhero adaptation. Like: Max Payne
SPIRIT OF THE MARATHON - A solid 7! Spirited, inspiring documentary follows several athletes: sport history, training, triumphs and failures. Like: Chariots of Fire
SPLICE - A satisfactory 6! This thought-provoking drama about genetic engineering and playing God, is intriguing and disturbing. Like: Bride of Frankenstein
SPREAD - A flat 5! This sleazy, superficial low budget "romcom" features a decent performance from Kutcher, but fails to go beyond the LA high life. Like: American Gigolo
SPRING BREAKDOWN - A flat 5! Girl power comedy adventure with three 30-something comedians. Cliched and not for everyone. Like: The House Bunny
SPUD - A solid 7! Top-notch lead performances from Sivan and Cleese carry this entertaining, faithful and theatrical adaptation of van de Ruit's bestseller. Like: The History Boys, Dead Poet's Society
SPY KIDS 4: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD in 4D [3D] - A flimsy 4! A formulaic and unnecessary entry to the Spy Kids franchise. Cheesy, scatological humour and shiny gadgets. Like: Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
SPY NEXT DOOR, THE A flimsy 4! A lack of laughs, a bland script, household stunts and Jackie Chan's charm - for the kiddies. Like: The Tuxedo
STAR TREK XI - An excellent 8! Action, humour and amazing visuals revitalize classic Sci-Fi franchise in spirit of the original series. Like: Star Trek
STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS - A flat 5! This animated Star Wars chapter doesn't have the script or animation to impress old or create new fans. Like: Clone Wars (TV)
STARSHIP TROOPERS 3: MARAUDER - A flimsy 4! Flawed b-grade sequel holds similar atmosphere, but cheesier with weaker CGI than original. Like: Starship Troopers
STARTER FOR TEN - A solid 7! Witty, intelligent, zesty and charming coming-of-age romantic comedy that will leave you with a smile. Like: The Graduate
STATE OF PLAY - A solid 7! Taut political thriller with strong and intelligent performances, direction and script. Like: Body of Lies, State of Play (BBC)
STATE OF VIOLENCE - A flat 5! An engrossing lead, but an undeveloped script limits this 75 min SA political-thriller.
STEEL TRAP - A flat 4! Indie horror/thriller slasher tries to leach off Saw and Die Hard. Ill-conceived and weak in all departments. Like: Cube Zero, Saw V
STEP BROTHERS - A satisfactory 6! This immature and over-the-top comedy relies on the hair-brained antics of Ferrell and Reilly. Like: Talledega Nights
STEP UP 2: THE STREETS - A flat 5! Dynamic dance movie with smooth moves and a good-looking cast. Sound familiar? Like: Step Up, Save The Last Dance
STEP UP 3 - A flat 5! Energetic dance choreography and dazzling 3D visuals almost make up for poor acting and a predictable story. Like: Step Up 2: The Streets
STEPFATHER, THE - A flimsy 4! Domestic horror remake fails to measure up to original, lacking tension and ending poorly. Like: The Stepfather (1987)
STILL WAITING... - A flat 5! A decent sequel cast and the same spirit as the original make this rarely funny, gross-out refill almost enjoyable. Like: Waiting...
STIR OF ECHOES 2: THE HOMECOMING - A flimsy 4! Miscast and inflammatory made-for-TV war horror/thriller sequel is watchable, but ends badly. Like: Stir of Echoes
STONE ANGEL, THE - A satisfactory 6! Touching memoir drama with a compelling lead performance from Burstyn. A little melodramatic at times. Like: Evening
STONING OF SORAYA M., THE - A satisfactory 6! Powerful subject matter, violence and top-notch performances make this Iranian drama feel like you're there. Like: A Mighty Heart
STOP-LOSS - A satisfactory 6! Gritty Iraq-US war drama: good performances, contentious issues yet off-target message. Like: In the Valley of Elah
STRANGE WILDERNESS - A third-rate 3! Road trip comedy takes a new low with surprisingly decent cast. Avoid at all costs. Like: Without A Paddle, Long Weekend
STRANGERS, THE - A satisfactory 6! Claustrophobic slasher in the vein of Funny Games. Scary at times, but loses momentum on the hour mark. Like: Vacancy
STRAW DOGS - A solid 7! A taut thriller with strong performances in a faithful and smart revision of the classic. Like: Straw Dogs
STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI - A third-rate 3! Miscast actors, a shallow plot, cheesy script and flat characters flaw this video game adaptation. Like: Street Fighter (1994)
STREET KINGS - A satisfactory 6! A mindless, violent and entertaining action movie, despite flaws and clunky dialogue. Like: Training Day
STROKE OF LUCK, A - A satisfactory 6! Set in Rome, this film captures a snapshot of modern Italy with subtle, heartfelt performances. Great chemistry and a tender story. Like: Welcome to the Sticks
SUBURBAN GIRL - A satisfactory 6! Average comedy romance adaptation with decent performances from Gellar/Baldwin. Like: Shopgirl
SUCKER PUNCH (13V, 111 min) - A satisfactory 6! Video game sizzle in this slick and surreal "chicks that kick ass" actioner. Disengage brain for maximum enjoyment. Like: Final Fantasy X2 (VG)
SUNSHINE BARRY & THE DISCO WORMS - A flat 5! Family-friendly zero-to-hero animation about earth worms. Disco hits, jiving worms... not for everyone. Like: Alvin & The Chipmunks
SUNSHINE CLEANING - A solid 7! Spirited indie comedy-drama with upbeat performances and familiar plot is more feel-good than bad. Like: Little Miss Sunshine
SUPER 8 - A solid 7! This "tribute" delivers in all departments as a blend of Spielberg's greatest hits with central themes from E.T. and Jaws. Like: E.T.
SUPERBAD - A solid 7! Apatow's new brand of teen comedy is a hilarious hit with great young Hill/Cera comic duo! McLovin' it. Like: Knocked Up
SUPERHELDE - A flat 5! The team from Bakgat! deliver a jumbled Afrikaans comic book action comedy in the vein of Kick-Ass. Like: Sky High
SUPERHERO MOVIE - A flimsy 4! Spider-Man spoof suffers from excess of crude humour, lame jokes and half-baked pop culture references. Like: Epic Movie
SURFER, DUDE - A terrible 2! Stoner surf comedy/rockumentary lacks plot. Bad taste in language, nudity and drug/alcohol abuse. Like: Strange Wilderness
SURF'S UP - A solid 7! Penguins collide with ESPN Sport in this funny, coming-of-age surf competition animation. Like: Cars, Happy Feet
SURROGATES - A satisfactory 6! Slick production values and mindless action cover for lack of enterprise on a fantastic plot and a light script. Like: Watchmen
SURVEILLANCE - A satisfactory 6! Jennifer Lynch's dark, violent, confusing and disturbing psycho-thriller B-movie with solid performances. NFSV Like: Rashomon
SURVIVING EVIL - A flat 5! Middling jungle horror/thriller B-movie in tradition of Predator and Survivor, with Billy Zane and Colin Moss. Like: The Breed
SUSANNA VAN BILJON - Karen Zoid makes her debut in this Afrikaans small Karoo town romance drama about a late 30-something woman in a dead-end job dreaming of better days. Like: Egoli
SWEENEY TODD - An excellent 8! Sinister, artistic Burton/Depp film adaptation of broadway musical. Depp can sing?! Like: Edward Scissorhands, Titus
SWING VOTE - A satisfactory 6! Costner shines, but comedy swings between political satire and human drama without settling. Like: Man of the Year
SWITCH, THE - A satisfactory 6! Unconventional "indie" romance comedy drama is subtle, touching and good-natured like its lead, despite risque premise. Like: Management
SYDNEY WHITE - A satisfactory 6! Amanda Bynes's charm supports this standard modernisation of Snow White. Like: House Bunny
SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK - A satisfactory 6! Ambitious, dark, pretentious, paranoid and brooding comedy/drama. Kaufman in his directorial debut. Like: Adaptation
SAAWARIYA - A flat 5! Typical Bollywood -Hollywood musical mix that's light and colourful, but starts to wear thin at over 2 hours! Like: Marigold
SALT - A satisfactory 6! This entertaining, popcorn actioner is bolstered by a Jason Bourne scenario as a rogue Russian agent runs amok in the US with Jolie filling in for Jovovich. Like: Murder at 1600, Tomb Raider
SAMMY'S ADVENTURES - A flat 5! Good 3D effects and a pointed environmental theme, but mediocre in comparison with Finding Nemo. Like: A Shark's Tale
SAMSON & DELILAH - An excellent 8! Beautiful direction and solid performances bolster this heart-wrenching Aboriginal drama about love and what it means to be an Australian. Like: Rabbit-proof Fence
SANCTUM - A flat 5! This visually stunning claustrophobic underwater diving thriller is ruined by a slasher-style script and mediocre performances. Like: The Descent
SANTA BUDDIES - A third-rate 3! Sickly sweet Disney Christmas production in the Air Bud franchise. For easy-to-please kids and fans only. Like: Snow Buddies
SARKAR RAJ - A solid 7! Epic Bollywood political/crime/thriller follow-up to Sarkar, loosely based on The Godfather. Like: Sarkar, Company
SAVAGES, THE - An excellent 8! Terrific performances and writing in this brutally honest comedy about growing up. Like: Away From Her, About Schmidt
SAW 3D - A flat 5! The Saw series goes 3D, but it's just more of the same stale story with b-movie acting. Like: Saw V
SAW IV - A satisfactory 6! Blood-thirsty horror continues where it left off with the same grisly torture formula. Like: Hostel, Saw I, II & III
SAW V - A flimsy 4! Poor performances, ultra-violence and a weak plot ruin the momentum of Part 5. Saw and torture film fans only. Like: Saw IV
SAW VI - A flat 5! A marked improvement over Saw V, this grisly horror sequel casts its blood-thirsty eye on health insurance. The annual see-saw continues... Like: Saw II
SCAR 3D - A flat 5! This Saw/Hostel-inspired horror is entertaining yet mediocre and doesn't utilise its 3D visual effects enough. Like: WAZ
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS - A satisfactory 6! Predictable yet better-than-average comedy remake with upbeat story. Like: Mr. Woodcock
SCOOP - A solid 7! Funny, simple, light and suspenseful Woody Allen movie that picks at the fabric of aristocracy. Like: A Place In The Sun
SCHUKS TSHABALALA'S SURVIVAL GUIDE TO SOUTH AFRICA - A satisfactory 6! King of Candid Camera, Leon 'Schucks' Schuster returns to his roots with this daring, funny and prank-filled World Cup-themed romp around Cape Town. Like: Oh Schucks...I'm Gatvol!
SCORPION KING 2: RISE OF A WARRIOR - A flat 5! Decent low budget straight-to-video action sequel that's even better than The Mummy 3 (no Rock). Like: The Scorpion King
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - An excellent 8! This sleeper indie hit blends Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with Kung Fu Hustle in a dazzling display of fights, love, laughs and video game generation cool. Like: Hot Fuzz
SCREAM 4 - A satisfactory 6! A competent, formulaic and more-of-the-same sequel for fans of the series. Like: Scream 2
SCREAMERS 2: THE HUNTING - A flimsy 4! Low budget sci-fi/thriller B-movie sequel isn't as good as original in all departments. Aliens rip-off. Like: Screamers (1995)
SEA CHANGE - A satisfactory 6! Entertaining made-for-TV mystery with in-form Selleck, based on Robert B. Parker's Jesse Stone novels. Like: Night Passage
SEASON OF THE WITCH - A flat 5! Laughable swords, sorcery and chemistry between Nic Cage and Ron Perlman leads nowhere. Like: In The Name of the King
SECRET IN THEIR EYES - An excellent 8! Top-notch performances, an intriguing story and steadfast direction make this engrossing Argentinian mystery live up to its Oscar. Like: Mystic River
SECRET LIFE OF BEES, THE - A satisfactory 6! Emotional, heartwarming '60s drama that borders maudlin, with timeless themes. Like: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
SECRETARIAT - A solid 7! A winning blend of historical sports horse racing drama, Disney heart and sterling performances make this a great, moving family movie. Like: Seabiscuit
SEMI-PRO - A flimsy 4! This Will Ferrell sports comedy is inconsistent and doesn't make the grade. Ferrell fans only. Like: Talledega Nights
SENIOR SKIP DAY - A flimsy 4! Goofy teen movie that goes for slapstick rather than gross out. Like: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
SEPTEMBER - A satisfactory 6! Simple Australian character-driven drama with fine performances. Lacks content and context. Like: One Night the Moon
SEPTEMBER ISSUE, THE - A solid 7! Fascinating and fun behind-the-scenes documentary of what went into releasing the September 2007 issue of fashion magazine, Vogue. Like: The Devil Wears Prada
SERAPHINE - A solid 7! A brilliant lead performance highlights this slow, intense and well-crafted French art biopic. Like: Edvard Munch
SERIOUS MAN, A - A solid 7! The Coen brothers go niche with this strange, intricate and thought-provoking suburban dramedy about faith, family and despair. Like: American Beauty
SEVEN POUNDS - A solid 7! Great chemistry, insightful direction and a powerful mystery story override bouts of melodrama. Like: City of Angels, 21 Grams
SEX DRIVE - A satisfactory 6! Raunchy teens-only sex comedy is loaded with crass humour, but lacks same heart of American Pie cast. Like: Superbad
SEX AND THE CITY - A flat 5! The popular TV show's movie adaptation will appeal to fans, but doesn't deliver full satisfaction. Like: Sex and the City
SEX AND THE CITY 2 - A flimsy 4! This bloated, big spending sequel lacks a story line and damages reputations even further without sex or city. Like: Sex and the City
SHADOWLESS SWORD, THE - A satisfactory 6! Stylish, melodramatic Korean martial arts movie that thrives on sword fight action! Like: House of Flying Daggers
SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE - A solid 7! Even a few American Pie gutter balls can't stop audiences from rooting for nice guys finishing first in this sweet, funny and charming "romcom" romp. Like: There's Something About Mary
SHELTER - A satisfactory 6! Solid writing, directing and performances make this touching gay drama about two surfers rather engaging. Like: Pablo
SHEPHERD: BORDER PATROL, THE - A flat 5! Wham, bam thank you Mr. Van Damme! Another low budget high octane action/thriller from the veteran actor. Like: Blue Streak
SHERLOCK HOLMES - A satisfactory 6! Entertaining, fast-paced yet inconsistent modern Holmes has Downey Jr., a dreary London and a Harry Potter villain. Like: From Hell
SHINE A LIGHT - A solid 7! An electric documentary concert film with The Rolling Stones, directed by Martin Scorsese. Like: Gimme Shelter
SHIRLEY ADAMS - A satisfactory 6! A solid lead performance makes this gut-wrenching against-all-odds portrait drama about a mother and her disabled son worth watching. Like: Confessions of a Gambler
SHOOT 'EM UP - A satisfactory 6! A comic book Bugs vs. Elmer match up with prostitutes, conspiracies and bullets for effect. Like: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
SHOOT ON SIGHT - A flat 5! Decent performances. Starts off as a taut drama/thriller, but winds down into an earnest melodrama. Like: A Mighty Heart
SHORT TRACK - A flimsy 4! Low budget stock car racing family sports comedy. Feel good film with cool racing and realistic Southerners. Like: Stroker Ace SHORTS A flat 5! Imaginative and creative family-friendly Pulp Fiction style fantasy adventure for kids. Like: Spy Kids
SHREDDERMAN RULES - A flat 5! Sluggish, predictable yet cheerful TV family comedy aimed at teenagers with a positive message. Like: Recess: School's Out
SHREK FOREVER AFTER - A satisfactory 6! Melancholic 3D sequel is better than Shrek the Third, but lacks the same happy-go-lucky charm and upbeat soundtrack of the trilogy. Like: Shrek the Third
SHREK THE HALLS - A satisfactory 6! 30 minute Christmas TV special retains gross out and slapstick comedy with original voice cast. Like: Shrek the Third
SHUT UP & SING - An excellent 8! Bio/music documentary on politcal, media and celebrity freedom issues on-tour with The Dixie Chicks. Like: Private Parts
SHUTTER - A flimsy 4! Predictable Asian horror remake that doesn't make the grade. Like: The Eye, White Noise
SHUTTER ISLAND - A solid 7! Scorsese/DiCaprio compose a captivating mystery/thriller with an all-star cast and a compelling story. Like: The Shining, The Beach
SICKO - An excellent 8! Moore hits home with an in-depth look at US Healthcare, in relation to its neighbours. Like: Bowling for Columbine
SILK - A flat 5! Beautiful yet laborious, spawling romance saga with sparse dialogue. Like: Lost in Translation, The Red Violin
SILLY MOVIE 2 - A terrible 2! Horrible, weak attempt at satire in this spoof of Cast Away, Jurassic Park and Miss Congeniality. Like: Disaster Movie
SINGLE MAN, A - A solid 7! Firth's powerhouse performance dominates proceedings, while Tom Ford's calculated directorial debut stands out as impeccably beautiful in this cold drama. Like: A Beautiful Mind
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 - A satisfactory 6! Great chemistry from 4 leads carries same heart and uplifting message as original. Like: Sisterhood...Pants (2005)
SIX REASONS WHY - A third-rate 3! Slow low budget spaghetti Western-turn-Sci-Fi drags its heels. At least 6 reasons why you shouldn't. Like: Planetfall
SKIN - A satisfactory 6! Decent performances and solid production values bring this powerful, true Apartheid story home. Like: Catch A Fire
SKIN WALKERS - A flimsy 4! Weak performances, unoriginal content and subpar action only remind one of better horrors. Like: Underworld
SKYLINE - A flimsy 4! Exhilarating CGI and special effects can't substitute a sluggish pace, weak script, cliched dialogue and lack-lustre performances. Like: War of the Worlds
SLAPSHOT 3: THE JUNIOR LEAGUE - A flat 5! Cult ice hockey team fight sport farce from 1977 gets a "sequel". Think The Mighty Ducks meet Slapshot. Like: Slapshot (1977)
SLEEPWALKING - A flat 5! Great performances tarnished by dim, sluggish domestic drama. Like: Around the Bend, Little Miss Sunshine
SLEUTH - A satisfactory 6! Remake mystery doesn't outwit original. Caine/Law hold our attention, despite cold treatment. Like: Sleuth (1972)
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE - A near-perfect 9! Boyle's powerful, colourful, inspiring, exciting and entertaining underdog fable in India. Like: City of God, August Rush
SMALL TOWN FOLK - A flimsy 4! Standard backwoods fantasy/horror about grim and hideous little community. Like: The Hills Have Eyes 2
SMART PEOPLE - A satisfactory 6! Prickly comedy, a solid ensemble and a few good laughs make up for the plot and somewhat depressing drama. Like: Sideways
SMOKIN' ACES 2: ASSASSINS' BALL - A flimsy 4! The Smokin' Aces sequel lacks the cast, director, style and intensity of the original. A meaningless B-movie actioner with second-rate CGI. Like: Smokin' Aces
SMOTHER - A flimsy 4! Diluted performances from decent cast result in crazy, yet lack-lustre comedy drama about family relationships. Like: Mama's Boy
SNOW BUDDIES - A flat 5! Air Buddies on ice. Fun dog antics for the kids. Like: Air Bud
SNOWFLOWER AND THE SECRET FAN - A flat 5! Slow-moving, dull yet beautifully filmed historical drama revolving around two girls in two different eras. Like: Memoirs of a Geisha
SOCIAL NETWORK, THE - An excellent 8! Gripping "political" drama, solid performances, intuitive direction and an intelligent script demand your attention. Like: The Skulls
SOLOIST, THE - A satisfactory 6! Fine lead performances from Downey Jr. and Foxx counterbalance lack of narrative focus in this music biopic drama. Like: Ray
SON OF MAN - A solid 7! Gritty, political and stirring story of Jesus Christ, told as a modern day South African fable. Like: U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha
SON OF RAMBOW - A solid 7! Wonderful, heartwarming and nostalgic childhood story with charming performances. Like: December Boys
SONG OF SPARROWS, THE - A solid 7! A touching, humanistic and sentimental Iranian fable/drama. Great performances/direction. Like: The Willow Tree
SORCERER'S APPRENTICE, THE - A satisfactory 6! Fun, entertaining popcorn-popping fantasy action-adventure blockbuster from the director-actor team that brought you National Treasure. Like: Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief
SORORITY ROW - A flimsy 4! Nothing new in this slick, stylish horror slasher remake. Off-target in dark comedy and thrills. Like: Prom Night
SOUL MEN - A flat 5! Mac/Jackson's abrasive comic chemistry adds life, despite unoriginal script, raunchy humour and bad language. Like: Grumpy Old Men
SOUL SURFER - A solid 7! A sharp cast, good performances, slick surfing action and an inspiring real-life story all rolled into one. Like: Blue Crush
SOURCE CODE - An excellent 8! A smart script, taut action, good pacing and solid performances underwrite this gripping sci-fi/thriller. Like: Speed
SPACE BUDDIES - A third-rate 3! The Air-Bud franchise goes to space with talking dogs and product placements. Kids and Air-Bud fans only! Like: Space Chimps
SPACE CHIMPS - A flimsy 4! Second-rate animation and repetitive monkey puns make this video game spin-off seem light years behind Pixar. Like: Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back
SPACE CHIMPS 2: ZARTOG STRIKES BACK - TBC Like: Space Chimps
SPECIES: THE AWAKENING - A third-rate 3! Straight-to-video, same formula, weakest Species to date. Like: Species, Decoys
SPEED RACER - A satisfactory 6! CGI-heavy live-action version of cult '60s Japanese manga. Fun, stylish but thin on story. Like: Herbie Fully Loaded
SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES, THE - An excellent 8! A funny, dark fairy tale that is both enchanting and captivating. Like: Harry Potter, Arthur & The Invisibles
SPIRAL - A satisfactory 6! Gloomy, twisted, bluesy psychological mystery/thriller that's low-key, original and Hitchcockian. Like: Hatchet
SPIRIT, THE - A flimsy 4! Mesmerising visuals and a good cast are no substitute for a lack of substance in this hollow superhero adaptation. Like: Max Payne
SPIRIT OF THE MARATHON - A solid 7! Spirited, inspiring documentary follows several athletes: sport history, training, triumphs and failures. Like: Chariots of Fire
SPLICE - A satisfactory 6! This thought-provoking drama about genetic engineering and playing God, is intriguing and disturbing. Like: Bride of Frankenstein
SPREAD - A flat 5! This sleazy, superficial low budget "romcom" features a decent performance from Kutcher, but fails to go beyond the LA high life. Like: American Gigolo
SPRING BREAKDOWN - A flat 5! Girl power comedy adventure with three 30-something comedians. Cliched and not for everyone. Like: The House Bunny
SPUD - A solid 7! Top-notch lead performances from Sivan and Cleese carry this entertaining, faithful and theatrical adaptation of van de Ruit's bestseller. Like: The History Boys, Dead Poet's Society
SPY KIDS 4: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD in 4D [3D] - A flimsy 4! A formulaic and unnecessary entry to the Spy Kids franchise. Cheesy, scatological humour and shiny gadgets. Like: Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
SPY NEXT DOOR, THE A flimsy 4! A lack of laughs, a bland script, household stunts and Jackie Chan's charm - for the kiddies. Like: The Tuxedo
STAR TREK XI - An excellent 8! Action, humour and amazing visuals revitalize classic Sci-Fi franchise in spirit of the original series. Like: Star Trek
STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS - A flat 5! This animated Star Wars chapter doesn't have the script or animation to impress old or create new fans. Like: Clone Wars (TV)
STARSHIP TROOPERS 3: MARAUDER - A flimsy 4! Flawed b-grade sequel holds similar atmosphere, but cheesier with weaker CGI than original. Like: Starship Troopers
STARTER FOR TEN - A solid 7! Witty, intelligent, zesty and charming coming-of-age romantic comedy that will leave you with a smile. Like: The Graduate
STATE OF PLAY - A solid 7! Taut political thriller with strong and intelligent performances, direction and script. Like: Body of Lies, State of Play (BBC)
STATE OF VIOLENCE - A flat 5! An engrossing lead, but an undeveloped script limits this 75 min SA political-thriller.
STEEL TRAP - A flat 4! Indie horror/thriller slasher tries to leach off Saw and Die Hard. Ill-conceived and weak in all departments. Like: Cube Zero, Saw V
STEP BROTHERS - A satisfactory 6! This immature and over-the-top comedy relies on the hair-brained antics of Ferrell and Reilly. Like: Talledega Nights
STEP UP 2: THE STREETS - A flat 5! Dynamic dance movie with smooth moves and a good-looking cast. Sound familiar? Like: Step Up, Save The Last Dance
STEP UP 3 - A flat 5! Energetic dance choreography and dazzling 3D visuals almost make up for poor acting and a predictable story. Like: Step Up 2: The Streets
STEPFATHER, THE - A flimsy 4! Domestic horror remake fails to measure up to original, lacking tension and ending poorly. Like: The Stepfather (1987)
STILL WAITING... - A flat 5! A decent sequel cast and the same spirit as the original make this rarely funny, gross-out refill almost enjoyable. Like: Waiting...
STIR OF ECHOES 2: THE HOMECOMING - A flimsy 4! Miscast and inflammatory made-for-TV war horror/thriller sequel is watchable, but ends badly. Like: Stir of Echoes
STONE ANGEL, THE - A satisfactory 6! Touching memoir drama with a compelling lead performance from Burstyn. A little melodramatic at times. Like: Evening
STONING OF SORAYA M., THE - A satisfactory 6! Powerful subject matter, violence and top-notch performances make this Iranian drama feel like you're there. Like: A Mighty Heart
STOP-LOSS - A satisfactory 6! Gritty Iraq-US war drama: good performances, contentious issues yet off-target message. Like: In the Valley of Elah
STRANGE WILDERNESS - A third-rate 3! Road trip comedy takes a new low with surprisingly decent cast. Avoid at all costs. Like: Without A Paddle, Long Weekend
STRANGERS, THE - A satisfactory 6! Claustrophobic slasher in the vein of Funny Games. Scary at times, but loses momentum on the hour mark. Like: Vacancy
STRAW DOGS - A solid 7! A taut thriller with strong performances in a faithful and smart revision of the classic. Like: Straw Dogs
STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI - A third-rate 3! Miscast actors, a shallow plot, cheesy script and flat characters flaw this video game adaptation. Like: Street Fighter (1994)
STREET KINGS - A satisfactory 6! A mindless, violent and entertaining action movie, despite flaws and clunky dialogue. Like: Training Day
STROKE OF LUCK, A - A satisfactory 6! Set in Rome, this film captures a snapshot of modern Italy with subtle, heartfelt performances. Great chemistry and a tender story. Like: Welcome to the Sticks
SUBURBAN GIRL - A satisfactory 6! Average comedy romance adaptation with decent performances from Gellar/Baldwin. Like: Shopgirl
SUCKER PUNCH (13V, 111 min) - A satisfactory 6! Video game sizzle in this slick and surreal "chicks that kick ass" actioner. Disengage brain for maximum enjoyment. Like: Final Fantasy X2 (VG)
SUNSHINE BARRY & THE DISCO WORMS - A flat 5! Family-friendly zero-to-hero animation about earth worms. Disco hits, jiving worms... not for everyone. Like: Alvin & The Chipmunks
SUNSHINE CLEANING - A solid 7! Spirited indie comedy-drama with upbeat performances and familiar plot is more feel-good than bad. Like: Little Miss Sunshine
SUPER 8 - A solid 7! This "tribute" delivers in all departments as a blend of Spielberg's greatest hits with central themes from E.T. and Jaws. Like: E.T.
SUPERBAD - A solid 7! Apatow's new brand of teen comedy is a hilarious hit with great young Hill/Cera comic duo! McLovin' it. Like: Knocked Up
SUPERHELDE - A flat 5! The team from Bakgat! deliver a jumbled Afrikaans comic book action comedy in the vein of Kick-Ass. Like: Sky High
SUPERHERO MOVIE - A flimsy 4! Spider-Man spoof suffers from excess of crude humour, lame jokes and half-baked pop culture references. Like: Epic Movie
SURFER, DUDE - A terrible 2! Stoner surf comedy/rockumentary lacks plot. Bad taste in language, nudity and drug/alcohol abuse. Like: Strange Wilderness
SURF'S UP - A solid 7! Penguins collide with ESPN Sport in this funny, coming-of-age surf competition animation. Like: Cars, Happy Feet
SURROGATES - A satisfactory 6! Slick production values and mindless action cover for lack of enterprise on a fantastic plot and a light script. Like: Watchmen
SURVEILLANCE - A satisfactory 6! Jennifer Lynch's dark, violent, confusing and disturbing psycho-thriller B-movie with solid performances. NFSV Like: Rashomon
SURVIVING EVIL - A flat 5! Middling jungle horror/thriller B-movie in tradition of Predator and Survivor, with Billy Zane and Colin Moss. Like: The Breed
SUSANNA VAN BILJON - Karen Zoid makes her debut in this Afrikaans small Karoo town romance drama about a late 30-something woman in a dead-end job dreaming of better days. Like: Egoli
SWEENEY TODD - An excellent 8! Sinister, artistic Burton/Depp film adaptation of broadway musical. Depp can sing?! Like: Edward Scissorhands, Titus
SWING VOTE - A satisfactory 6! Costner shines, but comedy swings between political satire and human drama without settling. Like: Man of the Year
SWITCH, THE - A satisfactory 6! Unconventional "indie" romance comedy drama is subtle, touching and good-natured like its lead, despite risque premise. Like: Management
SYDNEY WHITE - A satisfactory 6! Amanda Bynes's charm supports this standard modernisation of Snow White. Like: House Bunny
SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK - A satisfactory 6! Ambitious, dark, pretentious, paranoid and brooding comedy/drama. Kaufman in his directorial debut. Like: Adaptation
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